Hey everyone! Jenn Prentice from The Style Geek here. I’m thrilled to be guest blogging for Linda while she’s off enjoying a well-deserved vacation. Speaking of vacation, Linda actually played a fairly significant role in helping me prepare for my vacation to Cancun this past August: She gave me a bikini wax.
Let me preface what I’m about to write by saying that until my visit with Linda two months ago, I had never had a bikini wax. Don’t misunderstand. I keep the nether regions nice and trim, but I’ve always been too scared of the pain of a bikini wax to actually get one. Needless to say, I walked into the waxing room at Star Brows with a bit of fear and trepidation.
Since I know Linda outside the spa, I was a bit worried about how seeing “The Nether” (as I shall henceforth refer to it) might affect our relationship. Once it came time to get bare down there, however, my mind was put completely at ease. Linda was a true professional (not that I expected anything less), and I didn’t feel at all weird in my less-than-elegant position.
The first step was to numb “The Nether” with some lidocaine. Unfortunately, the amount of lidocaine that Linda is legally allowed to dispense is rather small, so I can’t say whether it actually made a difference or not. That being said, I found the entire waxing process to be much less painful than I initially anticipated. (And as someone who has had appendicitis and a miscarriage before, I consider myself well-acquainted with pain.) In fact, on a scale of 1-10, I’d give the pain a 5. I mean, I only screamed once and blurted out expletives twice. That’s not too bad, right?
Linda encourages her clients to actively participate in the waxing process, if possible, by holding the skin taut while she rips off (maybe removes would be a better word choice here) the wax. I chose to “participate” more often than not, and I must say the times I stretched my own skin while Linda removed the wax were less painful than the times I chose to let Linda go it alone.
Aside from the pain, the other thing I was most worried about was that The Nether would have some weird reaction to the waxing and break out, thus shaming me out of wearing a bikini and forcing me to stay in a coverup during my entire time in Cancun. Fortunately, Linda waxes with Berodin Blue Hard Wax, a stripless French wax that helps prevent irritation. She also applies and sends you home with a bit of Platinum Soothing Creme to make sure everything stays nice and calm down there. (Side note: I’d recommend buying a bottle of the Soothing Creme to take home with you. True to its name, it is completely soothing.)
I’ll be honest, The Nether was a bit “sensitive” for the next 24 hours and I did notice a tiny bit of redness, but with regular applications of the Soothing Creme during the day following the waxing, the sensitivity and redness went away in no time. In fact, I’d venture to say that the worst part of getting the waxing was the fact that I couldn’t be intimate with my husband for at least 48 hours. (With The Nether’s skin so raw, any friction to the area can cause bleeding, further irritation, or even infection.) I mean, it’s so pretty down there, and you can’t even show it off!
The good news is, Linda’s waxing lasted for almost an entire month (that’s right, ladies, no razors, no scissors, no nothing for nearly 30 days), and I can honestly say I’ve never felt so comfortable in a bathing suit. Sitting? Running? Jumping? Swimming? The Nether’s new haircut made it all possible and worry-free.
So, for those of you who are afraid of bikini waxing – don’t be. Especially not with Linda. Her waxings are professional, (relatively) painless, and worth every penny. I can confidently say that Linda will become a regular part of my vacation preparation for years to come.